#weirddreams Farage

Surprised to see Nigel Farage appointed as the new head of our department. He's thinner than I expected, almost gaunt-looking. He told us that we had been awarded a 6% increase in funding, but that we now needed to "hustle". I asked him what that meant, was it going out and trying to attract more business, or dancing in a suggestive way? I illustrated this by twerking in front of him. Perhaps not the best career move.

The dream was also notable for the way that locations can change during a dream. Our office was (originally) in a long, winding corridor. You had to walk past a Portuguese cleaner before going through the only door off the corridor, which in turn led to some stairs and our office. When I returned after meeting Nigel (I feel we're on first name terms now), the corridor and the cleaner were still there, but now there were many doors, most of which seemed to lead into medical facilities of one kind or another. It had basically turned into a hospital.

Similarities

Watching Britain's Got Talent this evening, I was struck by the resemblance between one of the lads from Collaboro (great name by the way) and England footballer Michael Carrick. I wonder if by any chance they could be related.

Collaboro

Carrick